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    Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

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    A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how.

    Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, "Now, what do I give them to drink?"

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    Teacher: "Can someone tell me what an 'operetta' is?"
    Student: "Easy. It's a woman who works for the phone company."

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    Author: Well, the upshot of it was, that after ten years, I realized I had absolutely no talent for writing.

    Friend: So, you gave up?

    Author: No, I couldn't. By then, I was too famous.

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