If you had 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror;
You would see the twelve most gorgeous things in the world.

Man: Whats your name?
Woman: Tammy
Man: You should change it to Campbells, cause you're mmm mmm GOOD!

Man: Excuse me Miss, but were you born in Tennessee?
Woman: No, why?
Man: Because your the only ten-I-see!


Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!

Guy: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.



When things go wrong,
When sadness fill your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Just let me know,
Cause I want to be there for you,
I am selling tissues,buy one get one free

Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?

Girl: Yes, why?

Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you!

Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.

Boy: Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cause you're looking magically delicious

Guy: I hope I don't get a cake on my birthday.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because I wouldn't be able to blow the candles out.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you just took my breath away!

BOY:Are you tired?
GIRL:Why?
BOY:Because you've been running through my mind all day.
Man: (to woman) I'd buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.