Surprise Package

A man was drinking in at a night club when he noticed this beautiful young hot lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what's your name?"


"Hi," smiles the woman, "I'm Jackie. What's your name?"

"I'm John."

"John, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??"

"Sure!" replies John, "Let's go!"

So Jackie takes John to her house & takes him to her bedroom. John sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. "Jackie, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk," John says.

"Yes? And what about it?" asks Jackie.

"Is it your brother?"

"No, it isn't, John!" Jackie giggles. John's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Jackie's husband.

When he finally asks, "Is it your husband?"

Jackie giggles even more, "No, silly!" John was soo relieved.

"Then, it must be your boyfriend!"

Jackie giggles even more while nibbling on John's ear. Jackie says, "No, babe!!"

"Then, who is it?" John asks.

Jackie replies with happiness, "That's me BEFORE my operation!!" by cc