Two men were having coffee, when one of them said: Last night, my son just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop.
Please give my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother."
The other man said:" Wow, he really said all that?"
"Well, he didn't put it quite that way. He actually said “Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign. "
Hahaha-love it !
"We make a living by what we get,but we make a life by what we give"-W Churchill
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