The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.

- The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster


Truth is the cry of all, but the game of the few.
--Ibid

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Opportunity is missed by most people because
it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

- Thomas Edison


If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it backwards.


Lieberman's law:
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody
listens

On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire
performance.

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.

- Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower

"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose
you were a member of Congress...But I repeat myself."

- Mark Twain
"Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind."

William Shakespeare

"When I find the man who wears the same gloves as I, looks like me,
has the same DNA as I, and has a history of beating his
former wife Nicole, then I will have found the real killer."

- O.J. Simpson

Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright until you hear them speak.


I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner


"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo."

- Jim Harrison


The man who fears no truths has nothing to fear from lies.

- Thomas Jefferson

"Sex is like a joke, some people get it and some don't"