Walking into the bar, Jason said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little wife.'

'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'

'When it was over,' Jason replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'

'Really,' said Charlie, 'Now that's a switch! ? What did she say?'

She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little coward.