1. Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
2. Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
3. Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
4. Law of Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
5. Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
6. Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
7. Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
8. Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
9. Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!)
10. Doctors' Law:
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
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