I had no fear of this ever happing with my young wife! She waited till in her forties!
I was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.
I asked my wife Mary if she would go to Lowes and pick up a hinge.
Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager, Charlie, to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.
When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"
The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00."
Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that's an expensive faucet - certainly out of my price range.."
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that I had sent her to buy.
The manager said that he had them in stock and it was $3.49. He then went into the storeroom to get one.
From the storeroom, the manager yelled. "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?"
Mary shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."
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