For her birthday, a fifty year old woman gets a facelift. She is thrilled by the results, and asks everyone, everywhere she goes how old she looks. While waiting for her lunch one day at McDonald's, she asks the guy behind the counter, "How old do you think I am?" He looks at her and says, "30?" She is thrilled and proudly announces, I am 50!" After lunch, she is standing at the bus stop and an elderly man walks up. She leans close to him and asks, "How old do you think I am?" He says, "My eyesight isn't what it used to be, but I can tell how old a lady is by feeling her breasts." Being overly confident, she shrugs and says, " What the hell." He gives her a good feel and says, "You are 50." She is shocked and asks, "How did you know that?!" To which he replies, "I was standing behind you at McDonald's."