Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store.

I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.

I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous,almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.

She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,

"I'm a big believer in barter,Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked,

"What kind of beer you got?"