When a man gets into a conversation with God, he decides to try his luck with him to see if he can get ahead. Little did he know just how witty the creator himself really is…

A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds.

He was identifying shapes when decided to talk to God.

“God, He said, “How long is a million years?”

God answered, “In my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.”

The man asked, “God, how much is a million dollars?”

God answered, “To me, it’s a dime.”

The man then asked, “God, can I have a dime?”

“In a minute.”