A husband & wife are sitting in bed,watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire."
The husband turned to the wife & asked "Do you want to have sex?"
"No" she answered.
He then said "Is that your final answer?"
"Yes" she replied without even looking at him.
So,he then said"Well,I'd like to phone a friend..."
And the fight started.....................
"We make a living by what we get,but we make a life by what we give"-W Churchill
Ha ha! That was one of the best one's I've heard in awhile
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